Transvestite playing with snakes and a 17 year old

A couple of nights ago, I was invited to go out with some of my Chinese friends. I know these guys through a few relatives. They are in their early 30s are all own their own companies.

So anyways, I arrive at the hotel and meet up with my friends. They had already been drinking for a couple of hours and were excited that I could meet up with them. We ride in an elevator and through a maze before finally sitting down near the performance area of the 夜总会. Since it was a weeknight, there was a sparse crowd. Out of the 30 people sitting in the area, just about all of them were men. All of the girls, with a couple of exceptions, were employees of the club "accompanying" the guys.

We have our own private room, but lets hang out here first. There's a very cool performance coming up soon. Without having to ask what kind of performance it was, I was quickly told that, a transvestite is going to come out and play with a snake.

They were not lying. After sitting down and having a beer, a he-she really did come out. The current girl, former guy was wearing a gold outfit that you would expect from a bad Bollywood movie. She had lipstick, make up and was rocking out everything.

After her initial hellos, she called up an audience member to participate. Some random guy was thrown up by his "friends" and was tormented for the next 20 minutes. This participation involved dancing together seductively, holding hands, smelling each other's necks, kissing on the cheek and spooning while standing. This was half disturbing and half amazing. I didnt know they had transvestites in China!!

So after this little skit, the he-she starts singing. She could hit both the low notes and the high notes...very versatile. On the second song, out came the snake. From my perspective, it seemed like a 8-9 feet long boa or garden snake. It was just hanging out while the he-she danced with it on her neck and arms to this indian-hip hop number. Quite a site. At one point doing the song, she walked around the crowd so that other people could touch it. From the expressions on their faces, people were definitely freaked the fuck out. Chinese people really dont like snakes.

So anyways, after the he-she gets off stage, our group of 4 heads to the private room. It was a dingly little place with bad 80s decoration, couches and lights. Yes, very romantic. Instead of singing a lot, we just looped some Chinese disco music while we chilled and played Chinese drinking games like liar's dice, 15/20 and others.

After a little bit, we were joined by some women who were in uniform. After initially not knowing what's going on, I was finally told that one of my friends was fucking a manager at the place. While he was hanging out with her, the manager brought a bunch of girls from her staff to entertain the rest of us.

So everyone was hanging out with their girl, chatting it up, drinking and hanging out, I was introduced to this really young-looking girl with a bratty attitude. She was being a little prick so I beat her 8 times straight at liar's dice and she had to drink a beer for compensation. She ended chugging it quickly, then going to the bathroom and throwing it up!! haha, bitch. After talking to this girl for a while longer, I finally found out that she was only 17.

What the hell are you doing here? Go back home to your mommy. She didnt comply with my demand and kept on hanging out and even flirted with me. Stop touching my leg. Seriously, go home.

After making fun of her age for a bit and probing her with different questions about sex, drinking and drugs, she finally left, probably to go to a new room and hit on some Chinese guy in his 50s.

All in all, everyone was happy at the end of the night. My bros were getting play with decently cute Chinese girls (although they all have girlfriends already... which is a different other story) while I got hit on by a 17 year old and watched a show with a transvestite and snake.